Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea (Paperback)

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    When Chelsea Handler needs to get a few things off her chest, she appeals to a higher power—vodka. Seems reasonable, when considering that she discovered her boyfriend was having an affair with a Peekapoo and she had to pretend to be honeymooning with her father in order to upgrade to first class. Welcome to Chelsea’s world—a place where absurdity reigns supreme and a quick wit is the best line of defense.

    In this highly entertaining, deliciously skewed collection, Chelsea mines her past for stories about her family, relationships, and career that are at once singular and ridiculous. Whether she’s convincing her third-grade class that she has been chosen to play Goldie Hawn’s daughter in the sequel to Private Benjamin, deciding to be more egalitarian by dating a redhead, or looking out for a foulmouthed, rum-swilling little person who looks just like her...only smaller, Chelsea has a knack for getting herself into the most outrageous situations. Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea showcases the candor and irresistible turns of phrase that have made her one of the freshest voices in comedy today.

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    ISBN 9781416596363
    Genre BIOGRAPHY & AUTOBIOGRAPHY / Personal Memoirs
    Format Paperback
    Pages 264
    Publisher Date 2009-12-29 00:00:00.0
    Publisher Gallery Books
    Copyright Year 2008
    Height 8.5 in
    Wdth 5.25 in
    Thickness 0.75 in
    Unit weight 0.5 lb
    Language English
    Edition Number 1
    Edition Detail Reprint
    Audience General/trade
    Authors Handler, Chelsea

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    • Funny

      Great book with loads of laughs!

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    • So Funny!

      Chelsea is so witty and funny about the situations she finds herself in. I found myself laughing out loud while reading this book. Not for anyone who doesn't like "Chelsea Lately" though, she definately doesn't tone it down in print.

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    • FUNNY!

      Enjoyed this book. All the crazy stories kept me reading till the end.

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    • It was a great book

      The product was perfect!!! It was everything they said it would be.

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    • Genius

      Chelsea Handler is a comical genius. Loved it and love her :)

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