If you're a dinosaur, all of your friends are dead. If you're a pirate, all of your friends have scurvy. If you're a tree, all of your friends are end tables. Each page of this laugh-out-loud illustrated humor book showcases the downside of being everything from a clown to a cassette tape to a zombie. Cute and dark all at once, this hilarious children's book for adults teaches valuable lessons about life while exploring each cartoon character's unique grievance and wide-eyed predicament. From the sock whose only friends have gone missing to the houseplant whose friends are being slowly killed by irresponsible plant owners (like you), All My Friends Are Dead presents a delightful primer for laughing at the inevitable.
Avery Monsen is an actor, artist, and writer.
Jory John is a writer, editor, and journalist. They are friends, and neither is dead. Yet.
This book is cute. It's a happy/sad book. I would more recommend giving it to a sick friend with a good sense of humor.
Very different book. We keep this on our end table. Our guests pick it up and read it. Some find it humorous, others think it is sick.
I was disappointed that it took 3 full weeks to receive the book. I did the customer service online chat and was told that it could be out until 12/17/11 a full month after the order. I didn't receive an email or notice telling me that it would take this long as normally items are delivered w/in a week. So if you need a book for a gift as they are ordered third party make sure to order way in advance or choose a different site.
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