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A Southern Belle Primer: Or Why Paris Hilton Will Never Be a Kappa Kappa Gamma (Paperback)

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    Who knows what lurks in the hearts of the women of Dixie? A Southern Belle Primer tells us all. In this rollicking guide to survival in a society that has not gone with the wind, the mystique of the Southern belle is exposed. Maryln Sc......more

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Who knows what lurks in the hearts of the women of Dixie? A Southern Belle Primer tells us all. In this rollicking guide to survival in a society that has not gone with the wind, the mystique of the Southern belle is exposed. Maryln Schwartz’s cult classic and perennial bestseller returns with a new look to steer the next generation of belles through the enduring world of Southern propriety and protocol.

Being a belle is not a part-time job—it’s a cradle-to-grave commitment—and A Southern Belle Primer covers it all. With anecdotes, observations, lists, and delightful illustrations, the Primer delves into family trees, big hair, the Twelve Patterns of the Silver Zodiac (everyone knows girls who choose certain silver patterns are fast), the fashion calendar (the do-or-die seasonal etiquette of patent leather, gloves, and stockings), honorary belles, wannabe belles, fallen belles, and even why Paris Hilton will never be a Kappa Kappa Gamma.

The Primer also reveals shocking real-life stories from contemporary Southern belle history: the truth behind the Garden Club wars in Natchez, Mississippi, the Chattanooga woman shunned by society for a faux pas in her chicken salad recipe, and the disastrous white-shoe-in-September affair during the Texas visit of Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York.

What The Official Preppy Handbook did for the madras-and-penny-loafer set A Southern Belle Primer does for the indestructible ladies from below the Mason–Dixon Line, in an uproarious guide to navigating a society that continues to fascinate people the world over.

Maryln Schwartz was a feature writer and columnist for the Dallas Morning News. Her work has appeared in more than two hundred newspapers, and she has won numerous awards for her articles. A native of Mobile, Alabama, Ms. Schwartz lives in Dallas

Author:
Schwartz, Maryln
Genre:
HUMOR / General
Audience:
General/trade
Edition Detail:
Reprint
Format:
Paperback
Pages:
134
Language:
English
Publisher:
Three Rivers Pr
Publish Date:
09/12/2006
Copyright Year:
1991
ISBN:
9780767925273
Height:
5.25 in
Wdth:
8.0 in
Thickness:
0.25 in
Unit weight:
0.45 lb
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    I have purchased two copies. One is being read by my Aunt, to be forwarded to my cousin; who is a Kappa Kappa Gamma. The other was requested by my father to be passed among his female friends to better explain his ingrediants for chicken salad. The book reminds the reader what it means to be "Southern" and moreover pokes a bit ot fun at it.

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